issue templates

.github/ISSUE_TEMPLATE/not-shitpost.md

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+---
+name: not-shitpost
+about: I am going to say something that is either informative, polite, funny, or praising Ciro Santilli.
+title: ''
+labels: not-shitpost
+assignees: ''
+---

.github/ISSUE_TEMPLATE/shitpost.md

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+---
+name: shitpost
+about: "None of the above: https://github.com/cirosantilli/china-dictatorship/tree/bc6c3b893fe5e59c402c54bd47fe3d9fe76bc563#shitpost"
+title: ''
+labels: shitpost
+assignees: ''
+---

CONTRIBUTING.md

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 Punitive measures, from least serious to most serious:
 
 -   block user on one website. This may have the unintended side effect of deleting previous useful comments the user made on the websites. 
--   delete comment or vandalize the user's post
+
+-   delete comment or vandalize the user's post.
+
+    Actually, the main reason Ciro Santilli bans non-notification generators is not that he gives a fuck about the insults, but rather that he wants to prevent the OP from editing away his amazing post vandalisms.
+
 -   ban all known accounts of an user over multiple websites
 
 Constructive disagreement will never be interfered with.

README.adoc

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 A collection of shitposts for you to take inspiration from can be found at: https://github.com/cirosantilli/china-dictatorship/labels/shitpost
 
+Also, when opening a shitpost you may mark it clearly such with the shitpost issue template which automatically assigns the shitpost label. Doing so will make you look like less of an idiot.
+
 [[preconceived]]
 ==== You have a preconceived opinion about China that cannot be changed