teach idiots how to insult

CONTRIBUTING.md

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 Other blocked users:
 
 - https://github.com/brglng | https://github.com/cirosantilli/china-dictatorship/issues/42#event-2319426123 | https://github.com/isaacs/github/issues/1570 | http://web.archive.org/web/20190505072320/https://github.com/cirosantilli/china-dictatorship/issues/42
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+Finally, remember that shitposts can also be creative: if you are going to insult me, at least do it in a creative way, or else you look like an even bigger idiot.
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+Also an insult tip, 逼 and 操 are euphemism for 屄 and 肏, and when you attempt to insult someone, it is better to avoid euphemisms.

README.adoc

@@ -415,7 +415,7 @@ But please, link to reference material instead of just saying it, it will be muc
 
 If you don't know English well enough, that's fine though, go for Chinese.
 
-Obviously, in that case, use simple and standard Chinese. No slangs, otherwise I won't have patience to Google your useless slangs down Zhihu questions. Of course, if I have to tell you this, you likely are not going to say anything useful in the first place, so not reading your post is likely fine. I think using slangs makes some people feel smart due their advanced knowledge of a specific subculture, or makes them feel part of that subculture to gather allies, or they just want to waste my time.
+Obviously, in that case, use simple and standard Chinese. Avoid slangs, otherwise I might not have patience to Google your useless slangs down <<zhihu-ban,Zhihu>> questions. Of course, if I have to tell you this, you likely are not going to say anything useful in the first place, so not reading your post is likely fine. I think using slangs makes some people feel smart due their advanced knowledge of a specific subculture, or makes them feel part of that subculture to gather allies, or they just want to waste my time.
 
 But if you do, use English.